Screwed Up Lohan Family Screws With David Letterman

Here's the story of how the Lohan clan turned Mr. Letterman's life upside-down for one magical news cycle.

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You can't fake having a "L8 Nite" license plate on your first car. While all talk show hosts have a debt of gratitude and respect to David Letterman, none have exhibited the outward fandom that Jimmy Kimmel has for the late night mainstay. And while tonight Kimmel is airing a rerun out of respect for Letterman's last show, last night he sang the man's praises. And it was pretty damn heartwarming. You'll find in this video that Kimmel's words are way more than just diplomacy. Pretty cool sendoff to a worthy recipient.


Jim Carrey Tested David Letterman For Ebola; Letterman Comes Up Negative

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David Letterman Gives Craig Ferguson A Half-Assed Send-Off

He reads a middling goodbye from cue cards. With news that Craig Ferguson was retiring at year's end, most would think that David Letterman would be a little gracious and emotional regarding the news, seeing as how Letterman is his lead in and serves as the head of the production studio of Ferguson's show. Nope. David Letterman read from a cue card like he was reading that a woman in Missouri drove her tractor to work in a hailstorm or something. The whole video is pretty odd, but Letterman is pretty odd as well, so perhaps it's to be expected. You'd think that Letterman, a man whose cycnicism is punctuated by moments of sincerity, would be able to at least make eye contact to the camera at some point, but no. Anyway, we'll give you a marginally better send-off here, Craig: For ten years, you were a refreshing, sincere, and charming presence in the late night landscape. Go doing something more interesting now.


Enjoy The Awkwardness With This Compilation Of Letterman's Weirdest Guests

Watching him was more fun than watching the guests. Perhaps what made Letterman stand out amongst the sea of other talk show hosts was that he didn't suffer fools gladly. If someone was being weird or difficult, David Letterman would push and poke at them, rather than serve as their doormat. Sometimes it was too much for viewers to bear so close to bedtime, but sometimes it just made for captivating television. We knew that if anyone was going to serve as a stand-in for the viewer to push back against indulgent celebrities, it would be Dave. So here's a montage of his weirdest guests. As fun as the guests are to watch and mock, it's just as fun to watch David Letterman push back with that "What in the hell...?" look on his face. Here it is: (A.V. Club)


Eddie Vedder Ditches Pearl Jam To Sing 'Better Man' On The Second-To-Last Letterman Show

I would have liked to see him sing 'Jeremy' as an ode to Letterman, but that's a little inappropriate, isn't it? While David Letterman may be considered the old guard among talk show hosts today, he's got a definitively rock and roll leaning when it comes to music. So it's no surprise that in his last days as host of Late Show, Letterman is bringing the rock one last time. Last week, we had Ryan Adams, and last night, we had Eddie Vedder, sans Pearl Jam, singing a particularly emotional rendition of Better Man with the Late Show band backing him up. Here's the clip: Not bad, Eddie. Let's see if Bob Dylan can out pace him tonight.


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'Divorce Court' Husband Accuses Wife Of Sleeping With The Entire Wu Tang Clan

In the case of 'Is The Wu Tang Something To Fuk Wit?' Recently on Divorce Court, a man accused his wife of cheating on him with the entire Wu Tang Clan. His claim is somewhat grounded in reality, as she did go backstage at a Wu Tang concert, then on their bus, and then back to their hotel where she stayed until 7am... "talking about politics." And we're to believe she didn't get a craving for Oreo's? It's hard to pick a side in this case. On the one hand, no one really knows what happened that night and it is possible she found the Wu-Tang Clan to be something to fuk wit. But I doubt she slept with the entire Wu Tang Clan. What are the odds that the entire Wu Tang Clan even showed up to one of their concerts?