Rust Cohle Uncovers The Tape Marty Hart Doesn't Want You To See

"You shouldn't have this." - Marty "Nobody should have this." - Rust So, just what was Marty Hart up to between the years of 2002 and 2012? Paycheck movies apparently.

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