'RoboCop' Remake Trailer!!!

They might have not screwed this up. The first trailer for Sony/MGM's Robocop reboot is here and, forgive me for saying, looks really good. Yes I know that 1987 original is a classic and there's some things that should not be messed with, but in the studio's defense, Samuel L. Jackson wasn't around back then. I don't want to live in a world where Samuel L. Jackson isn't in a movie about a robot cop. Elite Squad's José Padilha directs this update that sees OmniCorp looking to bring their success with drone warfare onto American soil by putting a RoboCop in every city. But they didn't count on the man inside the machine exerting his own sense of right and wrong. Get mad if you need to but I like what I see. At least he doesn't transform into a motorcycle.

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Not as rated R as I'd like, but not all bad either. A new trailer for Jose Padilha's RoboCop remake is online offering a better look at the film's plot. This time, it's not just Detroit that sucks so bad that robotic sentries are needed. It's the entire world that needs to be policed by hyper-violent killing machines. However, liberals don't cotton to the idea of a robot with a gun on American soil so Michael Keaton comes up with the PR-friendly notion of shoving a corpse into a robot. Problem solved!


The Screen Junkies Show: How To Fix RoboCop

Nick Mundy has a few ideas. We're all nervous about RoboCop. Each year, remake after remake flood theaters with a pretty low return on quality. There are exceptions but few and far in between, so you can understand our collective trepidation around RoboCop's retread. How do you take an already perfect movie and make it more perfecter? We invited Nick Mundy to the show to tell us how they can make sure RoboCop doesn't suck. The man has great ideas and great passion. Let us know which was the worst movie remake and you could win a $25 Best Buy gift card! See official rules here...


Honest Trailers: 'Robocop'

There are some films that are simply above criticism. There are some films that are simply above criticism. As is the case with RoboCop. We tried our best to find fault but the best we could come up with was the observance that RoboCop's partner, Lewis, runs like a girl, and that's not even a fault. Tasked with being honest, we decided instead to celebrate this classic. It's got it all. Blood, violence, death and resurrection. It's like Passion of the Christ on cocaine.


This 'RoboCop' Theme Song Was Somehow Rejected

No justice. We've made no bones about our dislike of the RoboCop reboot around here (although we hear it's actually pretty good and you should go see it). But we're stubborn and the movie theater is several long blocks away so eff that movie. Here's another reason for our unreasonable hatred: this awesome theme song somehow did not make it on to the soundtrack. I can only chalk this oversight up to the fact that there is no justice. If only there were some kind of perfect hyper-violent lawman who didn't emote or sleep and only eats baby food to set this wrong right.


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NOSTALGIA ASSAULT! If you're a fan of wacky juxtapositions, you probably enjoy The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, what with its pop-culture reference and its various Roots members. Previously, Fallon had brought us back to teh world of Saved by the Bell on several occassions, but now they're skewing a year or two younger with some Boy Meets World slam poetry. Read by Samuel L. Jackson, natch. Keep it clean when you talk about Topanga, Sam.


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Samuel L. Jackson's character gets the privilege of forcing Kellan Lutz to fight for his freedom. Jealous! This Arena trailer looks like the most nondescript low-budget action film I've seen in a while. It's got cheesy CGI effects, a trite one-word title, and it's even got a mediocre "star" in Kellan Lutz. However, Arena also has Samuel L. Jackson hamming it up to the stratosphere as some sort of powerful guy that makes guys like Kellan Lutz fight to the death. That's something we can all get behind. The plot of arena is that people are captured and forced to kill each other for the enjoyment of the internet and Sam Jackson. I'm sure there's more plot to be offered, but none more needed. If Kellan Lutz fights and wins nine more times, he gets to go free. But let's be honest for a second. (Kellan Lutz: If you're reading, skip to the next paragraph. If you're illiterate, tell the guy reading this to you to skip to the next paragraph.) Nobody gives a rat's ass about Lutz. We're hear to see Samuel L. act like the Joker, Richard Dawson, Nic Cage, and Tyra Banks all rolled into one.


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Check out this trailer for HBO Films production of Cormac McCarthy's 'The Sunset Limited.' It stars Tommy Lee Jones and Samuel L. Jackson's character from 'Black Snake Moan.' Check out this trailer for HBO Films production of Cormac McCarthy's The Sunset Limited. It stars Tommy Lee Jones and Samuel L. Jackson's character from Black Snake Moan as two men yelling crap at each other in a room. The film is directed by Jones (at his saggiest) from a screenplay written by McCarthy himself. All the action takes place in one room after Jackson has saved Jones from getting mutilated by a train. After the incident, Jackson invites Jones back to his apartment to argue about religion and try on suits. Because that's what you do in those situations. But on a serious note, Samuel, it's time to clean your walls, dude.