I feel like I’m there. Wow.
Thanks again James Cameron. Your need to develop and deliver a richer viewing experience to movie audiences has caused a ripple effect that cannot be stopped. Not only are ticket prices more expensive as a result, but now a new dimension of evil has been unleashed. Not cool, man. Evil was bad enough before.
The Hell gate you opened is this trailer for Resident Evil: Afterlife, and I’ve half a mind to force you to watch it. I should also mention that this is a 3D movie. I’m not sure if that point was driven home by the throwing stars or the sword throwing or the sunglasses throwing. The only thing missing is Milla Jovovich facing camera while playing paddle-ball.
Watch the trailer after the jump but be careful not to put an eye out.