Today Oprah continued her mission to infuriate the male gender by debuting the new trailer for Twilight: Eclipse. I don’t believe the act was intentionally malicious, but when an "Oprah" audience squeels a lumberjack loses his testicles.
I’ve watched the trailer and if I’m not mistaken it’s still about vampires and cartoon werewolves. Everyone is sad most of the time, donning pomadours, and fighting each other for ownership of the woods or something. The film does feature a group of vampires emerging from a body of water, which I always thought was a zombie strategy of attack. Better get on your game, Walking Dead. The vampires are stealin’ your bitches AND your tricks.
Swoon over the trailer after the jump. Twilight: Eclipse gets asses in the seats June 30.