ReenSnackments Parodies "Seven"

It's "Seven" as you've never seen it before—with grown men dressed up as food. Ever seen John Doe played by a wedge of cheese? Beware: it's not for the lactose intolerant!   Don't miss the ReenSnackments parody of  "The Usual Suspects!"

Watch Next:

The 'Entourage' Movie Has Started Filming

Related Content


Honest Trailers: 'Grown Ups'

Of all the films that deserve to be mocked...this is one of them. You might think we're a little late to the party in sending up the original Grown Ups when the second one is coming out in what seems to be a matter of minutes. But there's a good reason for that: No one on the Screen Junkies staff wants to see Grown Ups 2, even to make fun of it. But, sadly, some staffers had seen the original, and several saw it together while detained at Guantanamo Bay (some Patriot Act bullshit, don't worry about it). So here you go. We just saved you about 86 minutes and a whole lotta dignity.


The 'Star Wars' Porn Parody Looks Funnier Than The 'Family Guy' One

This won't ruin your childhood as badly as the prequels did. Vivid Video's porn version of Stars Wars prides itself on having the highest budget ever for an X-rated spoof. From watching this trailer, I'd estimate it around 4,000 bucks. Though this trailer doesn't hint at any of the sexy escapades that the rebel forces take part in, I'd totally see this. In fact, just cut out all the parts with wangs ding-donging around and I'd be a regular viewer of XXX parodies. The cheap effects combined with the bad acting and C-3PO's sassiness are a winning combo. Are we certain that there is any sex in this movie? Maybe we're confused and XXX means bad effects and direction. If so, Van Helsing was erroneously rated. (Topless Robot)


'The Graduate XXX' Proves That Porn Has Run Out Of Things To Parody

I can't wait for the porn parody of Diner... Well, I hope you're happy. Your insatiable lust for pornographic parodies has finally caused the creative well to run dry, and the industry has been reduced to making The Graduate XXX: Paul Thomas Parody. Was there really a niche to fill here? Were porn fans clamoring for a parody of a movie that came out in 1967? This film is so old, that its sexy leading lady, Anne Bancroft, has already been dead for six years. Granted, your average porn actress dies within six years of her first film, so maybe this fact was lost on the producers. But even so, what's the point? The name doesn't even lend itself to a double entendre! Why does this exist? Oh well. Since you made it, I might as well fap to it. I guess it'd be rude not to.


'Warhorsey' Is Just Like 'War Horse', But With Poop

Now THIS could sweep the BAFTAs. If I've had one criticism with filmmaking of late, it's that you never see characters go the bathroom. Seriously, you think Ethan Hunt can dangle off the world's tallest building without essing his underpees? I doubt it, considering the amount of running around he does. I mean, he's well-trained, but not that well-trained. The guys at FilmDunk/Frotcast also take issue with that decided lack of realism, and so a fan has heard their call and cut together this trailer for Warhorsey, the horse that poops. It's a more realistic approach to War Horse and solves the issue of what happens after Joey eats all that hay. Too bad that the original release didn't handle this subject matter. Would have swept the BAFTAs, I bet. Now this is more like it. Now get to work on a Ghost Protocol recut with a turd streaking down glass. (FilmDrunk)


‘Scream’ Porn Parody Gives New Meaning To Stabbing

It's just like the original, but with hardcore sex! With any major hit TV show or movie lately, it's only a matter of time before there's a porn version. Seriously, you can set your clock to it. There's even a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Porn parody, and having only seen the cover, I can tell you it's pretty gruesome. I don't know if there's anything inherently sexy about "The Cosby Show" or "Star Trek," but you can get hardcore tributes to both. Now, coming in April, Vivid Entertainment brings you Scream: A XXX Parody. It appears to be a pretty straight ahead send up of the original film, complete with similar deaths (and added penetration, of course).  The "film" was directed by Eli Cross, and stars Lily LaBeau, Zoe Voss, Sarah Shevon, Scarlett Fay, Jesse Andrews, Angelica Lane, Evan Stone, James Deen, Rocco Reed, Jack and Ron Jeremy." It's out on DVD April 15, 2011, so you can file your taxes on the last possible date and spend your refund money on porn in the same day. (Bloody Disgusting)


‘The Family Guy: It’s a Trap!’ Spoofs ‘Return of the Jedi’ (Trailer)

The final chapter in the ongoing "Family Guy" spoof of the original Star Wars Trilogy is finally here. "It's a Trap" parodies Return of the Jedi, the third installment of the original films. The final chapter in the ongoing"Family Guy" spoof of the original Star Wars Trilogy is finally here. "It's a Trap" parodies Return of the Jedi, the third installment of the original films. Han (Peter), Luke (Chris) and all your old favorites are back, as well as some new faces including Jabba the Hut (Joe), the Sarlacc Pit (Meg) and Osama bin Laden. Aside from the regular "Family Guy" characters, the spoof also features a whole host of characters from"The Cleveland Show" and "American Dad." If that's not enough to pique your interest, there are cannibalistic Ewoks. If you like the trailer above, click here for a slightly different version that is supposedly more vulgar. I honestly couldn't tell the difference. (Collider)


Watch A 15-Minute 'Vice' Documentary On A Man Who Eats Nothing But Cheese Pizza

Notice I said "man" and not, "picky seven-year old." If you've got 15 spare minutes and want to feel like a health nut even though your hands are covered in Cheetoh dust, I suggest you watch this Vice documentary on a 38 year-old man who doesn't eat anything but cheese pizza with extra sauce all day long. Extra sauce? What sort of picky eater are you? It warrants mentioning that if you're looking for a chuckle and an opportunity to mock the guy for having the dining habits of a four-year old, you might want to pass. He's got diabetes and denies that it's caused by his eating habits, even though that he admits that diabetes would be worth it. Kind of a bummer, actually. Anyway, if you wanted a kick in the ass to get a bowl of quinoa for lunch instead of a French dip, this is probably it.


Links Away: Beware the Undertaker!

Puss in Boots Dominates (Moviefone) Kim Kardashian Wedding Bad For Business (AOLTV) Dani Mathers Hotness (Coed) Pollyanna McIntosh Hotness (CelebrityCafe) Questionably Sexy Halloween Costumes (Guyspeed) Raffi Torres Controversial Halloween Costume (TotalProSports) Jenny P Hotness (GorillaMask) Diaz Makes a Comeback (CagePotato) UP Dog IRL (FilmDrunk) Funniest Cultural Costumes Ever (Smosh) Possible Reasons For the Kardashian Divorce (Holytaco) Taylor Swift Gets It From Her Fans (<a href="" targe