Monday, December 13 by

Johnny Depp Acts Like a Pirate In a Trailer Again

Disney has dropped the trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides: Longest Movie Title Ever. Johnny Depp reprises his role as Captain Jack Sparrow, and this time Penelope Cruz is along for the bumpy ride as they search for the Fountain of Youth. I bet you he thinks that fountain is full of rum. I just bet you.

This Pirates seems to be chock full of everything that we haven’t seen in previous Pirates films. They even capitalized on the whole zombie phenomenon. This could have been intentional or the writers received a mandate to work everything ever into the film. The fourth time around you have to do that. Let’s just hope they keep it under five hours long. Kids can only take so much convoluted plotline.

COMMENTS

  1. December 13, 2010 1:07 pm

    Nickyp717

    Watching Jack Sparrow take a dump for two hours would still be more entertaining than “The Tourist.”