'Piranha 3DD' Teaser Delivers All Of Its Promises

They're evolving!! From the looks of this teaser, Piranha 3DD is going to be more gleefully insane than expected. This time around, John Gulager directs the chlorine-adapted killer fish to a water park filled with big breasted model types. And David Hasselhoff is there. As is Ving Rhames, who now has guns for legs. There's so much disbelief to suspend here but I'm really having the hardest time getting past the whole hot chicks hanging out at the water park thing. I'm sure they know people who own pools.