Pick Up Chicks With Superman

Surely this couldn't be the one thing he's bad at. If he can't get laid, we should all probably just retire from the game and go become monks or something. At least, the type of monks that brew beer and chant. Not the other kind that don't do those things. Also, it doesn't help getting women if you look like Jon Hamm and are regularly referred to as a "man of steel."

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