Dear P. Diddy,
It’s your cousin: Charles I am 13. It is fun being 13. Sometimes school is hard. I have to make a movie for my class project. Can I come to Cannes and film you being a giant douce bag? My friend bobby has imovie and his brother knows how to use it. I think it would be cool if I could film you on a Seadoo in a tuxedo and if there were lots of pretty girls and a helicopter. Write back.
Charles Combs (your cousin (age 13)).
Seriously folks, this is the worst thing I have ever seen. I’m all for having a black James Bond. But lets get someone that is an actual actor, and does not write stuff like this:
“What defines a King? His strength, his style, his appetite for life A hunger for the extraordinary. A brief in the impossible Defiance of the expected. I AM KING empowers the modern man to take on the soul of a King and conquer his biggest dreams. Do you have what it takes to be King?
If those non sequiturs are what it takes to be a king I am definitely out of the running. I particularly do not ever see myself experiencing or embodying “A brief in the impossible.” I’m not even sure what that means. I think it has something to do with men’s perfume.
Here’s some news.