Oh, Hai 'Thor: The Dark World' Trailer

In a controversial move, Marvel taps Tommy Wiseau to replace Tom Hiddleston in the highly-anticipated sequel. Poor Loki. Not only is he locked away in the least ornate of Asgard's prisons for eternity, but his bosses at the bank took his ideas and put them into practice without giving him a promotion. The bank saves money, and they are using him, and he is the fool. Also, his adopted brother Thor wants to team up and be frenemies in order to save Jane Foster. It seems that Thor's bonehead idea of warping her to a dark, mystical battlefield has put her life in the type of peril that can't be easily solved by throwing a hammer around. He's really got to broaden his horizons.

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Thor Gets His Asgard Tasered In New Clip

Thor has fought monsters, mutants and supervillains. In this clip, we see what kind of incredible firepower it takes to bring down the Thunder God... namely, a taser. Thor' target='_blank'>Thor-2' target='_blank'>Thor-smuggles-in-blurry-images-from-asgard/">Thor has fought monsters, mutants and supervillains. In this clip, we see what kind of incredible firepower it takes to bring down this demi-god... namely, a taser. A chick with a taser. This clip from Kenneth Branagh's Thor shows the Marvel hero (played by Chris Hemsworth) getting his butt kicked easily after landing on Earth and making demands. I lol'd. Maybe it undercuts the seriousness of his godhood, but I'm not fond of this plague of boring, hyper serious posters for the film anyway. Nice to know even the gods have a sense of humor. Of course, as I'm sure the filmmakers are aware, a little of this goes a long way. I'm not excited to see Thor crush his foot with his hammer and hop around squealing "ouch," like something out of a Tim Allen movie. Thor descends into theaters April 27th, along with Natalie Portman and Anthony Hopkins.


Honest Trailers: 'Thor'

For God's sake, this film is terrible. Easily the worst of Marvel Phase One, yet still a beloved by many monster hit for some reason, Thor is the film that proved to Marvel that we'll watch anything. So, in advance of Thor: The Dark World, see where it all began with this silly fish out of water tale that can't even make fighting a giant robot cool. Comparing this film against The Avengers proves the character is much better in a group setting where he hardly talks. Just throw the hammer, handsome.


Chris Hemsworth Races Darkman In Trailer For Ron Howard's 'Rush'

Here we have the first look at Ron Howard's F1 racing drama, Rush. Based on the true story of the rivalry between English racer James Hunt and Austrian Niki Lauda, Chris Hemsworth and Daniel Bruhl star as the thrill junkies who somehow don't rob banks or moving trains. I thought this was a racing movie? Where's Michelle Rodriguez?? Instead, Howard opted to take a page out of history rather than the sketchbook of a 9-year old boy. In 1976, Lauda almost died after crashing in the second lap of the German Grand Prix, which the hotheaded Hunt would go on to win. Suffering a coma and bad burns, Lauda was back at it six weeks later determined to beat Hunt in several races. The movie will be in theaters this fall, but you can just go to Wikipedia now to see how it ends.


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New Clip Of Thor Getting His Ass Kicked Reveals Hawkeye

It takes Thor a surprisingly long time to knock out a security guard. Thor' target='_blank'>Thor-2' target='_blank'>Thor-smuggles-in-blurry-images-from-asgard/" target="_blank">Thor is supposed to be a demi-god with amazing super strength, right? In the last clip I saw Thor (Chris Hemsworth) was taken out by a taser gun. In the new clip above, he struggles for a really long to time to knock out a security guard. A security guard. If it takes him this long to knock out hired muscle making $9/hr, how is he supposed to fight monsters and stuff? Then, in a strange out-of-nowhere shot, it's a Hawkeye cameo. There he is, hanging out in a metal airlift in the pouring rain. I'd say lightning would be a problem, especially cause Thor can summon lightning as one of his powers. However, judging by this Thor's strength and survival skills, I think that won't be an issue. Thor, directed by Kenneth Branagh, struggles in the mud and into theaters May 6th. (IGN)


Natalie Portman Is All Over Thor In New Trailer

If you're having an Asgard-attack, then we've got the inhaler for you: a brand new 'Thor' trailer. It's been an entire not-quite-two-weeks since the Super Bowl gave us a super-look at Thor. If you're having an Asgard-attack, then we've got the inhaler for you: a brand new Thor trailer. Check it out above. In the trailer, we see a lot of Natalie Portman's character, Girl Who's Int Thor. Though they start off with some tension, like any good romantic comedy, eventually they begin to see eye to eye and lightning bolts fly. Oh, wait. It's not a romantic comedy, thank the gods. That's why there are all the monsters and fighting and good stuff. So... at what point does she turn int Black Swan? And will Black Swan joi The Avengers? The mighty Thor descends from the heavens and into theaters across our mortal realm on May 6. (Yahoo! Movies)


New Clip Makes Thor Out To Be “The God Of Chumps”

These preview clips show us that Thor has a few key weaknesses: women with tasers, large security guards and sleepy medicine. So, Thor' target='_blank'>Thor-2' target='_blank'>Thor-smuggles-in-blurry-images-from-asgard/">Thor is a mighty demi-god with superhuman strength who can control thunder. However, according to these recent clips of the new Thor movie from Marvel and Paramount Thor also has a few key weaknesses: 1. Women with tasers. 2. Large security guards. 3. Sleepy medicine. (See above clip.) I've got to say, Chris Hemsworth's Thor is looking like a total jackass in the preview footage. Director Kenneth Branagh seems to be leaning more towards goofy than ass-kicking. Of course, these are minute long previews, so it's hard to judge, but these clips aren't getting me psyched. Neither are the lame posters. Is there a Norse God of Good Movie Marketing they can pray to before May 6th?


'Game Of Thrones' Bad Lip Reading Is The Only Thing Good In This Cold, Dark World

Jazz hands makes everything better. This lipdub from Bad Lip Reading takes Game of Thrones footage and creates a fake trailer for Medieval Land Fun-Time World, a zany Caddyshack-esque comedy in which “theme park manager Eddie Stark has one week to whip his lackluster group of employees into shape before the park’s grand opening.” Whatever you do, don't call it a Renaissance Faire and don't eat the burgers.