Oh, Hai 'Thor: The Dark World' Trailer

In a controversial move, Marvel taps Tommy Wiseau to replace Tom Hiddleston in the highly-anticipated sequel. Poor Loki. Not only is he locked away in the least ornate of Asgard's prisons for eternity, but his bosses at the bank took his ideas and put them into practice without giving him a promotion. The bank saves money, and they are using him, and he is the fool. Also, his adopted brother Thor wants to team up and be frenemies in order to save Jane Foster. It seems that Thor's bonehead idea of warping her to a dark, mystical battlefield has put her life in the type of peril that can't be easily solved by throwing a hammer around. He's really got to broaden his horizons.