Friday, January 14 by

NSFW: Nic Cage Bangs Charlotte Ross

Normally I wouldn’t be a proponent of watching Nicolas Cage bang anything but this clip from Drive Angry 3D has some redeeming factors.

For one, Nic Cage remains clothed. So that’s a relief. Why? Because he never disrobes before a gunfight. Note: all the best gunfighters don’t disrobe before their gunfights. That’s like Gunfighting 101.

The gunfight itself isn’t all that spectacular and pales compared to the gunfighting while humping scene in Shoot ‘Em Up. What does make this clip awesome however is the fact that Nic Cage’s character smokes a cigar and chugs whiskey while in the act. That’s baller right there. Also, boobs. The boobs help make this clip awesome too. (via Horror Yearbook)

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  1. January 14, 2011 2:33 pm

    Anonymous

    He’s going to ruin his best pants.