Norm MacDonald Starring In Something Called 'Vampire Dog'

This is real. Ace is a young bro who had it all until he commited the epic fail of throwing a drumstick into his teacher's dick. Then he inherited his gradfather from Transylvania's dog, Fang. Fang turns out to not only be a talking dog but also a vampire dog. Because they have those. What's most alarming about this movie is Norm MacDonald stars as the voice of Fang for some reason. The reason, of course, being that the f*&^ing Cavs couldn't cover the f&^*ing spread! Available from E1 Entertainment on DVD September 25th.