See, here’s how I’m different than this lady. I don’t go out at three. I start drinking around noon, and usually start doing stupid stuff by roughly midnight. By three a.m. I’m used to being totally unconscious in the back of a Toyota Tercell covered in permanent marker and stinking of rejection.
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