Thursday, August 18 by

New Trailer For ‘Karate Vampires’ aka ‘Underworld: Awakening’

After a half-decade of not appearing in a skintight leather bodysuit, Kate Beckinsale is back to her karate vampire ways. In Underworld: Awakening, the world has changed since Beckinsale’s karate vampire last fought werewolves. In the time since her capture, humans have discovered the existence of werewolves and karate vampires and have set out to hunt them. Now that Kate Beckinsale is awake, she ain’t having it as she sets out to dramatically slide under and twirl around all enemies while dismembering them all in creative ways. It’s good to see you back, ass-kicking Kate Beckinsale. We’ve missed you.

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