I like turtles. When crime runs rampant and causes skyscrapers to bend in half, that's a pretty clear sign that the city needs heroes. So what do you do when a city is in need? Inject some ooze into turtles and train them to be ninjas to fight the evil ninjas that big cities are known for having. It looks like producers of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles heard your nerd wails and dressed up the original trailer with action shots of each turtle. Yes, they still have those tiny noses and freaky nostrils but tons of stars from the 80's and 90's have had nose jobs. It's their faces, they can do what they want.