"There is no vampire threat." Vampires are big right now. But Priest, the upcoming vampire action-thriller starring Paul Bettany, seems to buck the sexy vampire trend in favor of horrifying monstrous vampires. Think more Max Schreck, less Robert Pattinson. Anyway, this trailer is more of that, including the amusing assertion that "there is no vampire threat." I wonder if that's an intentional reference to Michael Moore's famous line that "there is no terrorist threat"? Probably not. I don't know what else to say about Priest, except that it's coming out on May 13, making it one of those "summer is almost here" movies that I have such a fondness for. Can't wait!