Monday, March 5 by

New ‘Men In Black III’ Trailer Reminds Us ‘Men In Black III’ Is Coming

It‘s only three short months until Men in Black III hits the theaters, demonstrating exactly what all the drama from Will Smith’s trailer (the giant one he parked in the middle of a New York street), Will Smith‘s supposed re-write of the script, and probably a lot of other Will Smith-related issues result in.

Judging by this trailer, it’s a lot of inconsistent stylization and some bizarre half-jokes from…yup, Will Smith.

The 1960s time-travel story line seems to be tenuous at best, as though a writers‘ room had settled on a script, then a junior writer raised his hand and said, “What about Mad Men?” Then the entire room decided that they needed to set the movie in Austin Powers 1960s rather than any era that actually existed.

One final note: The bikes that the agents ride look exactly like the vehicles from South Park that plug people’s asses and mouths, but are still better than going through security at the airport.

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