Tuesday, June 7 by

New ‘Captain America’ Spots: Don’t Urinate In The Superhumanizer

Your local movie theater has become indistinguishable from your local comic book store, except the former doesn't usually creep out normal women. Thor and X-Men: First Class have topped the box office in their respective openings, but wait a moment, Marvelites. Let's not forget about the man with the shield Captain America - not to be confused with the man from S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick Fury, who has a cameo in the film. Cap busts down theater doors June 17th.

In case you did forget about ol' Cap, here are three new TV spots, which feature an American super-sized dose of Chris Evans, as directed by Joe Johnston. You'll also get to see Hot Tamales mascot Red Skull (Hugo Weaving) ask Steve Rogers, "what makes you so special?" Hopefully, non-nerds burned out on superheroes already won't be asking the same question of Captain America: The First Avenger.

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