Tuesday, November 16 by

Natalie Portman Kicks Ass, Shows Ass in ‘Your Highness’ Red-Band Trailer

Let's all take a moment to reflect.

Universal has dropped the epic red-band trailer for Your Highness. The David Gordon Green-directed film stars Danny McBride, James Franco, Zooey Deschanel, and an unbelievably sexy Natalie Portman. Franco and McBride pla brothers, one of them brave, the other an idiot. When Franco’s fair maiden (Deschanel) is kidnapped by an evil witch-man (Justin Theroux), the two go on a quest to rescue her. In the process, they find Natalie Portman, who is sporting some kind of amazing Middle Ages thong. They just don’t make ‘em like they used to. A the town crier would proclaim, “Daaaaaaaaaamn!”


  1. November 16, 2010 4:39 pm


    Alright, this is totally unoriginal but hot damn does Natalie ever have a nice ass!

  2. November 16, 2010 4:39 pm


    unoriginal? When has there ever been a medieval movie w/ magic AND the phrase Butt Fuck? I just got a stoner boner.

  3. November 16, 2010 4:39 pm


    Sorry, I didn’t mean to say that the movie looked unoriginal. What I meant was that my comment,”damn Natalie has a nice ass” was unoriginal. But what else can one say? She has a very beautiful can.

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