Natalie Portman Kicks Ass, Shows Ass in ‘Your Highness’ Red-Band Trailer

Franco and McBride play brothers, one of them brave, the other an idiot. When Franco's fair maiden is kidnapped by an evil witch-man, the two go on a quest to rescue her. In the process, they find Natalie Portman, who is sporting some kind of amazing Middle Ages thong. [caption id="attachment_8448" align="alignnone" width="600" caption="Let's all take a moment to reflect."][/caption] Universal has dropped the epic red-band trailer for Your Highness. The David Gordon Green-directed film stars Danny McBride, James Franco, Zooey Deschanel, and an unbelievably sexy Natalie Portman. Franco and McBride pla brothers, one of them brave, the other an idiot. When Franco's fair maiden (Deschanel) is kidnapped by an evil witch-man (Justin Theroux), the two go on a quest to rescue her. In the process, they find Natalie Portman, who is sporting some kind of amazing Middle Ages thong. They just don't make 'em like they used to. A the town crier would proclaim, "Daaaaaaaaaamn!"