Tuesday, November 26 by

Mystery Solved! Magneto Assassinated JFK

In a marketing move completely disrespectful to American history, a new promo video for X-Men: Days of Future Past proposes the theory that President John F. Kennedy was actually assassinated by Michael Fassbender‘s Magneto, who used his ability to bend the trajectory of Lee Harvey Oswald (or Mystique??)’s bullet into Kennedy’s skull.

I don’t know what was going through the marketing department’s head when they approved this, especially on the anniversary of President Kennedy’s public murder. Poor taste. Far worse than that Three Stooges viral video where they replaced Helen Keller’s telephone with a hot iron.