Yo ho ho, you skurvy dogs. Here’s the latest trailer for Pirates Of The Caribbean 4: This Time There Are Zombies. You should know the score by now. Johnny Depp‘s Captain Jack is on the hunt to find the Fountain Of Youth before Barbosa and Blackbeard and guys in powdered wigs because eff those guys. They’ve probably never even had a sword fight with a guy with an octopus for a head on top of a ship’s mast as it’s being pulled to the ocean’s bottom in a vicious whirlpool. Amateurs.