Melissa McCarthy Is The New Zach Galifianakis In 'Identity Thief' Trailer

He had a good run. It's the Taking Care Of Business for a new generation! When Jason Bateman learns that his identity has been stolen by a husky woman in Florida, he does what any sensible person would do. Travels to Florida to hit the woman with his car. That's the best way to handle those situations, right? One time, a waiter accidentally gave my credit card to the wrong customer and he charged up $300 on it. I hit both he and the waiter with a car. Which really was a priceless experience if you know how to live in the moment.

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The SJ Show: Super Bowl Movie Trailers 2013!

Plus, Hal chats with the stars of 'Identity Thief'. Hal takes a moment from gorging himself on hot wings and s'mores (don't ask) to dissect all the big Super Bowl movie trailers -- Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, Fast and the Furious 6 and World War Z -- and rate them on a scale of Very Good to Oz, The Great And Powerful. THEN he meets up with Melissa McCarthy, Jason Bateman, T.I. and Genesis Rodriquez to discuss their new movie, Identity Thief, and get their best Osama bin Laden impressions.


Trailer For Sundance Hit 'Pariah', Let The Oscar Race Begin

Girls in baseball hats will never be accepted by society. Here we have the trailer for Pariah, a Sundance hit that will soon be playing in a liberal college town near you. Being billed as the new Precious although it is nothing like Precious, Pariah follows a young woman confronting her sexuality while living in a homophobic family. Apple has a much better description of everything I just said: A rousing success at its world premiere at the 2011 Sundance Film Festival, this deeply felt human drama is the feature debut of writer/director Dee Rees. Adepero Oduye portrays Alike (pronounced “ah-lee-kay”), a 17-year-old African-American woman who lives with her parents (Kim Wayans and Charles Parnell) and younger sister (Sahra Mellesse) in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood. A gifted student, Alike is quietly but firmly embracing her identity as a lesbian. With the support of her best friend Laura (Pernell Walker), she is especially eager to find a girlfriend. Wondering how much she can confide in her family, Alike strives to get through adolescence with grace, humor, and tenacity. No release date yet but you can assume it will open around October or November so that it's fresh in people's minds when it comes time for Oscar nominations. Though, I didn't see Colin Firth or Cate Blanchett anywhere in the trailer. So, yeah, good luck getting that Oscar.


More Bodies Hit The Floor In 'Sabotage' Trailer

Looks like 'Predator' with illegal aliens instead of space aliens. Though the hair and makeup departments didn't get the menu that this isn't a Limp Bizkit biopic, Sabotage looks fun. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as the leader of a DEA task force whose team comes under fire after money is stolen from a huge cartel bust. This new trailer doesn't really give us anything more except Olivia Williams's really weird accent and the update that the cartel kidnap Schwarzenegger's wife and kid (naturally). Any film with silly, tough guy haircuts also has silly, tough guy nicknames, and online researched has revealed that Sabotage is no exception. Awww. At least give the Stripper a fun name too. Like Boobers or Crabwalk or something.


Netflix Offers Up Trailer For New Series 'Bloodline'

Get familiar with the Rayburn clan. This trailer doesn't offer up a whole lot of information about their new show Bloodline, but the cast alone is enough to pique our interest. We've got Sissy Spacek, Kyle Chandler, Linda Cardellini, and Sam Shepherd. Other than that, I can tell you it takes place in Florida, it has Chandler being serious as usual, and there' a prodigal son named Danny who appears to give the family a lot of grief. Oh, and there's a really breath-y acoustic cover of Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters," which is pretty pointless. So check it out, and be glad you weren't born a Rayburn, whatever that means.


Kate Upton And Other People Star In 'The Other Woman' Trailer

I'll take all the tickets, please. The Other Woman stars Cameron Diaz as a lawyer who thinks she has found Mr. Right. However, she discovers that she is his mistress upon meeting Mrs. Right, as played by Leslie Mann. Instead of tearing out each others weaves, they team up to bring him down. The best way to do that, recruit his younger, hotter, heavy-chested mistress Kate Upton to hit him where it hurts. Using the unstoppable combination of lawyer powers, light poisoning, and large natural breasts, they strive to take him down without outright stealing the cast dynamic of 9 to 5.


Japanese Game Show Pits Woman Against Bear

Best game ever. Sex Box, the game show where couples have sex in a box while perverts listen in, didn't really set American television audiences on fire, but are our shores ready for Bear Box? The clip above is reportedly from a Japanese game show called Sekai No Hatte Madde Itte Q!, and the segment is known as "Predator Shield." A woman is sealed in a large glass box which is being battered, pushed, and rolled by a giant grizzly bear. I have no idea how one wins this game, but I smell a hit. And what about Celebrity Bear Box? Who wouldn't tune in to see Bret Michaels fight a bear? We'll be printing money. Someone get me Mark Burnett and a bear owner on the phone.