'Man Of Steel' Teases Us With Very Little Man-Of-Steeling

And it condones hitchhiking. The teaser(s) for Zack Snyder's Man of Steel have found their way online and all of online is all like, 'What the Hell?!" Instead of seeing a super-powered man throw around cars hide his identity behind stylish frames, we see him working on a Deadliest Catch boat while he gets some dadly advice from his biological, Russell Crowe.  Those scenes must focus on the year he decided to find himself and act like Wolverine. Second teaser below because the first one wasn't Kevin Costner-y enough.

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And demolishes everything in sight. In this first full-length trailer for the Christopher Nolan-produced, Zack Snyder-directed Man Of Steel, we get a glimpse of some of the events that have caused Superman to pull a Wolverine. In this look, we see a young Clark Kent use his powers to rescue a classmate, only to be warned that mankind won't accept him for his abilities. We also see Superman CRACK AND SPLINTER THE GROUND FROM THE FORCE OF TAKE-OFF. And that just leads us into all kinds of Metropolis getting the sh*t beat out of it. Well done.


Third Trailer Proves That Yeah, Okay, 'Man Of Steel' Will Be Awesome

This is the one we've been waiting for. Thus far I've been approaching Man of Steel with trepidation. On the one hand, Christopher Nolan. On the other, Zack Snyder. That means the film has the potential to be one of the greatest superhero films of all time. Or at least, one of the greatest superhero film trailers of all time. At any rate, that trailer has arrived. And it delivers. It's definitely a moodier take on Superman but it's also guys fighting the sh*t out of each other in mid-flight. Bravo.


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Robot Nutshots Galore In ‘Real Steel’ Teaser Trailer

If you haven't yet had your fill of robots kicking each other's asses in movies then this Real Steel trailer is going to make you go cuckoo bananas. If you haven't yet had your fill of robots kicking each other's asses in movies then this Real Steel trailer is going to make you go cuckoo bananas. Directed by Shawn Levy, it stars Hugh Jackman as a robot boxing coach who teams up with his son to make their mechanical heavy weight a championship winner. Supposedly they used mostly practical effects in the film, but it appears to be mainly CG to my eye. They shouldn't have cropped Jackman's hair so short if they wanted him to look real. Real Steel smashes into theaters Oct. 7, 2011.