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Mall Cop Video Has Reverse Police Brutality

I used to be big fan of professional skateboarder, Mike Vallely back when he rode for Black Label. He used to skate like a maniac and fight people all the time. I can respect that. Then he grew his hair long, switched sponsors, started a band that kind of sucks and now he’s doing viral marketing videos for the new Kevin James movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop. The video is kind of funny, but mostly because of how cathartic it is. If you haven’t been in a situation where you’ve wanted to spraypaint a big, fat security guard, then you haven’t lived.

It actually reminds me a lot of the opening scene from Freddy Got Fingered, a movie that I secretly love. It’s not on Youtube, but you wouldn’t watch it anyway.

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