‘Machete’ Red Band Trailer Re-Invents Meaning Of “Red Band”

Did I just see what I think I …? Did he just..? Wow. The red band trailer for Machete is now online and we’re gonna need a redder band for this. It’s got blood, guts, boobs, Seagal, and at unstoppable Mexican on the loose. Robert Rodriguez has trul taken the leash off Danny Trejo this time around. If I were Jeff Fahey, I’d be going the bathroom on myself right now. More than usual.

WATCH THE REDDEST RED BAND THAT EVER RED BANDED AFTER THE JUMP…