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Watch Trailer For The Sarah Palin Doc To End All Sarah Palin Docs (Hopefully)

Weird title, considering she isn't 'Undefeated'. If you thought you were going to be able to avoid reading more about that Sarah Palin-approved documentary about Sarah Palin - how's that workin' out for ya? Here it is, the trailer for The Undefeated, which is a rather curious title considering that Sarah Palin has been, in fact, defeated - twice if you count the time she quit halfway through. Anyway, the trailer is mercifully without the sound of Palin's voice, opting instead to go for the "talking heads talk about how amazing Sarah Palin is" route, which I guess helps to obscure the fact that this documentary was originated from a project conceived by Sarah Palin. Less fortunate is the absence of any of those explicit anti-Sarah Palin soundbites from people like Howard Stern and Louis CK, which are said to necessitate the release of an "unedited" version of the film in addition to a PG-13 version for general, less cool audiences. Anyway, here's the trailer - I recommend not watching it if you just ate.


'Fox & Friends' Have A Good Laugh About Ray Rice Punching His Wife

We are laughing. The NFL made it clear yesterday that they will in no way support (videotaped) spousal abuse. While covering the leak of the infamous elevator punch video that got Ray Rice fired from the Baltimore Ravens, Fox & Friends co-hosts Brian Kilmeade and Steve Doocy where inspired to share some funny domestic violence yuk-yuks. It's what Joan would have wanted. As you can see in the video, Brian Kilmeade joked, “I think the message is, take the stairs.” Steve Doocy, who prefers his violence behind closed doors, responded, “The message is when you’re in an elevator, there’s a camera.” As there is on you, fellas.


'Hot Tub Time Machine 2' Has Given Us A New Red-Band Trailer At Comic-Con

They exploit the future for personal gain, which is probably pretty realistic. In case you thought you were going to have to go through life with only film about a jacuzzi that breaks the space-time continuum, think again. At Comic-Con the producers of the film unveiled their newest red-band trailer, and, because we live in the information age, that means that 18 seconds later, it's available online for every person that wasn't able to to make it down to sunny San Diego. It looks...good. As good as the first one. As bad as the first one? It's a move about a time machine that takes people to the 1980s and is a hot tub, so you should know if you're going to like it or not just based on that description. Ladies and gentlemen, it's with great awe and wonder that I present to you, Hot Tub Time Machine 2.


Daniel Craig Freaks Out In 'Dream House' Trailer

He struggles with the problems of home ownership. Jim Sheridan is back on the scene with Dream House, another odd entry to his list of latter films. After his Oscar nominated In America, Sheridan naturally went off and made a movie starring 50 Cent. He then directed Brothers, which wasn't so much bad as it was an unnecessary remake. Now comes Dream House, a psychological thriller starring Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz that far too closely resembles Shutter Island. A man moves into a home with his wife and kids only to discover that the previous residents were murdered there. Instead of first bitching out the real estate agent for not utilizing full disclosure, he delves head first into a tangled mystery that brings his sanity into question. If you need other questions answered, just watch the trailer. It pretty much gives away everything.


Ha Ha, Jeff Daniels Is On CNN And He's Pooping

CNN has suddenly become awesome. Due to all the controversy and criticism they draw because of their lazy hiring practices, they knew they needed to switch things up fast. CNN has suddenly become awesome. Due to all the controversy and criticism they draw because of their lazy hiring practices, they knew they needed to switch things up fast. I don't know if they've hired a new programming director or an outside consultant or what, but whoever they've brought in has made the channel much more watchable. During a segment about British people or something, they inexplicably cut to the scene from Dumb And Dumber where Jeff Daniels evacuates his bowels. I mean, they can't even show that entire scene on FX, and those guys play "The Shield." Watch out, Comedy Central. If CNN gets hold of an unedited copy of Just One Of The Guys, you'll be out of business.


Daniel Radcliffe Spends Night In A Haunted House In 'Woman In Black' Teaser

England is in serious need of some ghostbusting. With Harry Potter behind him, recent Hogwarts graduate Daniel Radcliffe is ready to take his first adult film role -- that of a total chickenshit. In The Woman In Black, Radcliffe plays a lawyer who travels to small English village where the ghost of a scorned woman is terrorizing the locals. It isn't long before she's after Daniel Radcliffe (in disguise as Patrick Dempsey here) too. Though I have to admit I'd be scared too. Did you see all the creepy dolls in that place? And the dust?? And the creepy messages from beyond the grave??? I'd be a sneezing mess. Also, petrified.


Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just This 'FIFTY SHADES OF GREY' TRAILER?

The time is now. After the waiting, all that time spent not reading the book, politely reporting on casting shakeups, we've got definitive proof that Fifty Shades of Grey is coming our way, this Valentines Day. The proof is this sexy trailer set to a cover/remix of Beyonce's "Crazy in Love," a song that's now 11 years old. Yup. The trailer touches on only the broadest points of the story (reporter, sexy billionaire, f*cking) but it gets the message across. And after dutifully looking it up, because I assumed a movie this mass-marketed would be rated PG-13, it seems the producers are being a little more aggressive, giving us an R version and an NC-17 version, both of which better have lots of breasts. Enjoy the trailer, you perverts.


Hot Girl Halloween Kills Supercut

Horror movies sure do like to kill off young women. If you're anything like me, you enjoy watching beautiful young women being systematically stalked and violently dismembered like they're nothing more than a piece of beef. Wait a second; I don't like that at all. But some people must. How else do you explain this supercut of hot girls being snuffed out in slasher films? It's not like we had a shortage of content to choose from. Sometimes it's more humorous than scary, and sometimes it's downright disturbing. But no matter which way you slice it, almost every horror movie has at least one hot girl getting murdered. Well, if you're bored with seeing hot chicks getting butchered, it's time to take matters into your own hands. No, I'm not telling you to start killing women I am, however, telling you to check out's Halloween Scare Contest, where you can enter your own scary video for a chance to earn up to $1000. Check out the link above for more details.


Daniel Radcliffe Finds World's Creepiest House In 'The Woman In Black' UK Trailer

And there's a poop-covered kid. Now that Harry Potter is old enough for keggers, Daniel Radcliffe is also old enough for horror movies. In this new The Woman In Black UK trailer, he wanders around the world's creepiest house. It's bad enough that it's infested with ravens, but ghosts too? Chairs that rock themselves. That's pretty creepy. Screaming images of your poop-covered son? I'd be so out of that place. It's like, NO THUNKS, GHOSTS! NOT EVEN!! For more background, Radcliffe stars as a young lawyer who travels to the English coast to settle the affairs of a recently deceased woman. And get his ass haunted in the process. The Hammer Films production was written by Kickass and X-Men: First Class's Jane Goldman and directed by Eden Lake's James Watkins.


Daniel Craig Has A Sh*tty Memory In New ‘Cowboys & Aliens’ TV Spot

We're also given visual confirmation that these aliens are as ugly as they are pesky. In the new TV spot for Cowboys & Aliens, Daniel Craig wakes up in the desert with a prop from Iron Man strapped to his wrist and no recollection how he or it got there. Sounds like my old enemy Corn Whiskey to me. We also catch a glimpse of an alien this time around. It's what you'd expect. We only catch a gnarled, boney Joan Rivers hand with reptilian skin gripping a rock while it lifts itself out of frame. It's the only confirmation that we need that there are actually aliens in this movie. Up until this point, I was sure that jet from Stealth was up to its old tricks.