Wednesday, December 15 by

Links Away: The Mario Bros. Take On Liberty City

Hot on the heals of Yogi Bear getting shot in the head, here’s a clip of the Mario Bros getting Grand Theft Auto-ified. It’ll grab your childhood nostalgia by the balls, push it out a fourth story window, and stand laughing over its battered, used-up shell of a corpse. (SlashFilm)

Click these links to save the snooty princess:

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