Thursday, May 19 by

Links Away: Nick Offerman Checks Out ‘Parks and Rec’ Apparel

As if it were possible for the man behind Ron Swanson to look any more badass, the dude goes and grows a beard. Now all the women in that gift shop are pregnant. Damnit, Nick. Contain yourself. (Vulture)

I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. And also links:

Andy Samberg and Sesame Street (MovieLine)

Locker Room Brawl! (BarstoolSports)

Pejazzling 101 (Holytaco)

A Treasury of Rape Vans (FilmDrunk)

Hayden Panetierre Gets a Facial (CelebJihad)

Penelope Cruz‘ Sexiest Moments (Moviefone)

Oblivion vs Inception (Unreality)

Meet Arnolds Baby Mama (PopEater)

Ah, Japanese Web Cam Dancing (Smosh)

The Most Overrated Paintings of All Time (Ranker)

The Two Legged Jack Russell (BroBible)

Rachel Taylor Hotness (Maxim)

Jonah Hill And Channing Tatum? (Pajiba)

Meet The Next Orlando Bloom (NextMovie)

Sonnen TBD (CagePotato)

How To Wi Thor‘s Hammer! (MadeMan)

The Dirtiest Cops In Video Games (GameFront)

5 Things To Do Before The Apocalypse (TuVez)

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