Links Away: Kevin Smith And Sh*t

Take a look at this montage from one of Smith's comedy specials and see if you can count the number of sh*ts he unleashed on the crowd.

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Kevin Smith Scares You With ‘Red State’ Teaser and ‘Jersey Girl’ Joke

You can see a few bits of John Goodman in this 'Red State' teaser, the way he looks in my "Roseanne" nightmares. What's more frightening than Kevin Smith's upcoming horror movie Red State? His mediocre attempts at self-deprecating humor. Remember when he complained about being too fat for that airplane, you guys? Cause I forgot all about it a long time ago. However, I'm gonna cut the director some slack, cause he's probably out of breath from (lightly) exercising, getting in shape to run around the country and plug his new movie into any theater that'll screen it. Not-so-Silent Bob's intro notwithstanding, the teaser itself is very tense and effective. You can see a few bits of John Goodman the way he looks in my "Roseanne" nightmares - stern and viewed through a shaky lens. The film also stars Kevin Pollack and Stephen Root. The Red State tour starts March 5th. (Cinema Blend,


Kneel Before Kevin Smith's 'Red State' Trailer

On your knees, lunchbox. Everybody shut the fuck up and watch the official trailer for Kevin Smith's Red State. It opens with three young men trying to get drunk enough to bang Melissa Leo. They're then unknowingly drugged and captured by her family of wacky religious fundamentalists. From there we see the gonzo practices of Michael Parks' church and then a full-on standoff between the church and John Goodman: FBI. It's Smith's first foray into horror (besides working with J. Lo) and immediately comes off as stirring as the work of Rob Zombie. Judging from the trailer, the film boasts more than a few tense, white knuckle moments. I wonder how Jay and Silent Bob are going to save the day this time.  


Kevin Smith’s ‘Red State’ Teaser Looks Like A Rob Zombie Movie

Why did Kevin Smith film this with a buttcam? This first look at Kevin Smith's Red State seems like a real departure for the director. It's gritty with it's muted colors and low-tech imagery. The camera work itself is a big departure for Smith, whose primarily known for not employing a lot of movement in his shots. Though it's used to perfect effect here, ratcheting up the terror by towing the audience along for the gruesome horror. Also, there's no orangutan.


Watch '40 Moustaches in 100 Seconds' And Help Fight Prostate Cancer

Even if you're sick of the whole mustache thing, you have to like this because it's for charity, and people will think you're a bastard if you don't. First, moustaches were for frontiersmen. Then everyone. Then cops. Then pedophiles. Then hipsters. Well, next month, moustaches are for everyone again with "Movember," the annual movement that gets people to grow out their 'staches in order to raise sponsorship money for prostate and testicular cancer awareness. If you're still on the fence, I highly suggest that you peruse the different styles in this video and find the one that best fits you. But not Luigi. That one's mine. And, of course, Luigi's. Sure, you probably won't be able to sprout out a whole bushy mustache in a month, but I guarantee you'll look funny trying. And if your boss gives you shit for looking like John Holmes during your deposition, just ask him why he hates charities so much. That should shut him up. Have a solemn and respectful Movember (click the link for more info on how you can get involved, as well as some funny, funny creative stuff). And seriously, stay away from the Luigi. Sh*t's mine.


Just The Two Of Us: Trailer For Will And Jaden Smith In Shyamalan's 'After Earth'

How bad do you want to punch this movie in the face? Not one to be beat at his post-apocalyptic game, Will Smith shows Tom Cruise that there's only one last man on Earth and that man is Will Smith. And if there were to be two last men on Earth, the number two position goes to Jaden Smith. From M. Night Shyamalan, After Earth tells the story of a father and son who crash land on a planet where everything has evolved to kill humans. As the older Smith's General Cypher Raige sits dying in the ship's cockpit, his son Kitai must venture into the strange world to recover the ship's rescue beacon, with only his swag to protect him. At least the marketing team stepped in and revealed the Shyamalan's obvious twist that the pair have crash-landed on Earth in the trailer. Now we're just left to wonder which Smith will awkwardly rap about the film's plot on the movie's soundtrack. To summarize, Jaden Smith is number two.


Will Smith Goes Full Will Smith In 'Men In Black III' Trailer

Whoa. Whoa. You went too Will Smith, Will Smith. Sadly there's no one to defend the galaxy against Will Smith in the first trailer for Men In Black III. Here we mostly see Smith as Agent J marauding around New York City and giving aliens and humans alike some serious sass. I guess it's important to impress alien enemies with the latest slang before liquefying them with a ray gun. After ten years away from the screen, the MiB are still operating in secret under the nose of John Q. Public. A powerful enemy escapes their holding cell and travels backward in time to kill Agent K and rewrite history. Agent J, being the fan of history that he is, finds a way to jump back in time as well to stop the fiendish plot. This is a pretty vague first look, so let's look forward to a longer, more plot-driven trailer. In other words, let's see Alice Eve in some tiny 1960's dresses.