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Just watch it, it's cool. [post-video postid="212506"]Of all the stuff getting promoted at Comic-Con, the thing I'm personally most excited about is Nicolas Winding Refn's Drive. Starring a cool Ryan Gosling, a beautiful Carey Mulligan, an evil Albert Brooks, and more adjective-matched stars, it looks to be an arthouse action movie to give Tarantino a run for his money. This trailer, fortunately, has done nothing to make my level of anticipation decrease. There are some cool automotive stunts, and glimpses at the aforementioned stars, along with Christina Hendricks, Bryan Cranston, and Ron Perlman. I can't wait to drive (my Segway) to my local theater to watch Drive!


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Will 'Red State' be Kevin Smith's version of "Skins?" With underage drinking and implied group sex with teens, you'd think that all signs point to yes. Will Red State be Kevin Smith's version of "Skins?" With underage drinking and implied group sex with teens, you'd think that all signs point to yes. However, a creepy older woman with three teen boys, plus a discussion of shag carpeting, and the fact that it's a horror film makes me think I should stop consulting my Magic 8-Ball so much. Check out the awkward first promo clip above to see for yourself. This is the movie that Smith almost, kinda, but never really actually planned to sell the distribution rights to at a Sundance auction. He's taking this film about teens who get terrorized by a "holy force" after responding to a kinky online ad on the road. He compared the indie distribution model to Gone With The Wind, but the comparisons end there, unless Scarlett O'Hara's famous quote is actually, "As God is my witness, I will never go hungy for d*ck again," after which she put an ad in the personals and ended up getting three teens killed. I admit that I slept through part of it, but somehow I don't think that happened. (Dread Central)


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Just as ridiculous as 'Twilight' but without the silliness. The Host is back with another trailer to remind us that sci-fi nerd Andrew Niccol can get mushy too. But not if that means he has to sacrifice including sleek, futuristic cars. There's only one proper way to direct an Andrew Niccol film and that's by adding cool cars. And helicopters fighting trucks. Based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight follow-up, The Host trades sparkling skin for bizarro eyes and Kristen Stewart for an actress you don't want to kick down a flight of stairs. When Earth is invaded by an advanced race of brain parasites, there are only a small number of sexy teens left to fight for the fate of mankind. Damn those brain slugs and their technological advancements and betterment of society. They won't get away with that!


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There's a good reason we don't look up our exes. In Sexy Evil Genius (now available on DVD and On-Demand) a group of strangers are lured to a downtown LA bar by Nikki, the ex-girlfriend they all have in common. Fresh out of prison for the murder of her last ex-boyfriend (who couldn't attend on account of being dead), Nikki is mysterious about her intentions and her current and former lovers soon realize they are all caught in one of her brilliant, mischievous mind-games with possible deadly consequences. Or maybe a gang-bang? I once went on a ski trip with an ex and unbeknownst to me, she invited a few of her other exes. It didn't end in murder though I wanted it to.


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It's been a while since "True Blood" aired, so if you remember it being a legal drama, this teaser will remind you it's not. The teaser trailer for season 4 of "True Blood" has hit the Internet, and it's sole purpose appears to be reminding everyone what "True Blood" is all about, including, but not limited to: soap opera-style rivlalries, shirtless dudes, sassy Sookie, and a bunch of people punching each other. Also, Jason appears to be tortured in bed, and not in a sexual way. The clip is soundtracked by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, in case you needed another selling point. Enjoy the sweaty beautiful people and catch the season premiere on HBO, June 26th, and 9PM.