On your knees, lunchbox. Everybody shut the fuck up and watch the official trailer for Kevin Smith's Red State. It opens with three young men trying to get drunk enough to bang Melissa Leo. They're then unknowingly drugged and captured by her family of wacky religious fundamentalists. From there we see the gonzo practices of Michael Parks' church and then a full-on standoff between the church and John Goodman: FBI. It's Smith's first foray into horror (besides working with J. Lo) and immediately comes off as stirring as the work of Rob Zombie. Judging from the trailer, the film boasts more than a few tense, white knuckle moments. I wonder how Jay and Silent Bob are going to save the day this time.