Kevin Smith Scares You With ‘Red State’ Teaser and ‘Jersey Girl’ Joke

You can see a few bits of John Goodman in this 'Red State' teaser, the way he looks in my "Roseanne" nightmares. What's more frightening than Kevin Smith's upcoming horror movie Red State? His mediocre attempts at self-deprecating humor. Remember when he complained about being too fat for that airplane, you guys? Cause I forgot all about it a long time ago. However, I'm gonna cut the director some slack, cause he's probably out of breath from (lightly) exercising, getting in shape to run around the country and plug his new movie into any theater that'll screen it. Not-so-Silent Bob's intro notwithstanding, the teaser itself is very tense and effective. You can see a few bits of John Goodman the way he looks in my "Roseanne" nightmares - stern and viewed through a shaky lens. The film also stars Kevin Pollack and Stephen Root. The Red State tour starts March 5th. (Cinema Blend,

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