Keanu Reeves Avenges An Adorable Puppy In 'John Wick'
They messed with the wrong guy's puppy. In John Wick, Keanu Reeves is harmlessly enjoying his retirement from contract killing by driving a muscle car and hanging out with a cute little puppy when trouble comes looking for him. You see, his muscle car is so impressive that Alfie Allen beats him up and kills his puppy before stealing the car from him. We can all agree that the puppy thing was unnecessary. Puppy murder is never okay despite what Allen may have learned from Game of Thrones. Now, he's got the world's most dangerous hitman on his back and we have an explosive action film about a man avenging the death of a puppy. It's honestly come to that. That's where we are now. A plotline that Hollywood hasn't touched on since the security guard from Mannequin. I hope this is a runaway hit and it persuades Jason Statham to star in a movie about puppy mills. It could be called The Mill and have the tagline: Every dog has his day. It writes itself.