Tuesday, December 10 by

‘Jupiter Ascending’ Trailer: The Wachowskis Version Of ‘Legend Of Zelda’

The first trailer for The Wachowskis next confusing science-fiction film is here. Mila Kunis stars in Jupiter Ascending as a young Earth woman with the “perfect genetic makeup” despite her kind of grating voice. These genes somehow pose a threat to the Queen of the Universe so she sends an Elven yellow-bearded Channing Tatum to kill her. However, once he gets a load of her genetic makeup, he changes his mind and he’s all like, “Wut up, boo?” Then there’s a bunch of shooting and cartwheels and flying cars.

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