Wednesday, December 1 by

Julia Roberts Earned $1.5 Million To Smile In This Commercial

Lavazza’s paid Julia Roberts 1.5 millions bones to sip their Modo Mio coffee and flash her pearly whites in a commercial. They could have at least demanded she unhinge her jaw and swallow a whole turkey. I guess if you want the high power actress with the biggest mouth IN THE WORLD you have to pay for it. Does Roberts posing as Boticelli’s Venus make you want to go out and buy this product? Don’t argue semantics with me, let’s just pretend you live in Italy! I understand her seizing this opportunity, but why on earth would Lavazza pay so much? The return better be worth it. I’m going to need that quarterly report on my desk as soon as the quarter is up **adjusts cufflinks** (TheDailyMail)

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COMMENTS

  1. December 1, 2010 12:15 pm

    Tinydickman

    Wow, choke on a dildo Julia Roberts you filth, pathetic, selfish WHORE.

    She’s a whore I tell yah! A genuine coochy queen!


  2. December 1, 2010 12:15 pm

    Tinydickman

    TDM, you need a picture, the world needs to see your tiny dick!


  3. December 1, 2010 12:15 pm

    Tiny Dickman

    Are you kidding me TDM? SJ would totally not allow that.

    (Tiny Dickmen stop, look at SJ writer in unison, make puppy face)