Jon Hamm Recruits Some Indian Cricket Players In Disney's 'Million Dollar Arm'

'Million Dollar Baby Arm' I only really post this with the wonderful knowledge that next Christmas, this will probably be a pretty desirable gift on DVD, considering it's a Disney film about sports. It also has a name that's very similar to a Clint Eastwood heartbreaker about greedy families and euthanasia. So some clueless aunt or geriatric grandfather will pick up Million Dollar Baby for their nephew or whatever who just started little league, and they'll have to watch Hilary Swank bang her head on a stool, then be essentially put to death in a hospital. And all they will have wanted to is watch Jon Hamm overcome cultural differences in India, then win the World Series or something.

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Kristen Wiig, kindly let Mr. Hamm "drive the bus." I thought the gags in Bridesmaids, gross-out and otherwise, were hilarious. However, I lost interest during the (endless) 45 minute Kristen Wiig pity party. "Boo hoo, I won't call the guy I like." Just keep the joke-em-ups coming, please. [post-video postid="213613"] That's why I'm excited to share the video above from Funny or Die, which is a compilation of unused takes from the movie. It's rapid fire improvs/cut lines from Jon Hamm, Melissa McCarthy, plus the eventually underused Ellie Kemper and Wendi McLendon-Covey. I especially lol'd at the Hamm sex bookends, where things get wackier than in the original cut. I like wackier Jon Hamm. The guy has gravitas to spare, so let him make a butt cheeks joke every once in awhile, Mad Men."


Jon Hamm's Soup Is Done In 'Bridesmaids' Red-Band Trailer

In case you didn't think these bridesmaids were rough-and-tumble...they are. This trailer has the ribald language to prove it. The red-band trailer for Bridesmaids-poster-the-romcom-gods-are-smiling/" target="_blank">Bridesmaids is not terribly different than the green (mauve?)-band trailer, save for three f-bombs, some scattered "shits" (not as gross as it sounds), Kristen Wiig in a bra, and a reference to a fat lady's undercarriage. Other than that, we're still rocking ladies with gas, fat chick talking about fight clubs, and a bunch of other instances of girls acting like guys, only girlier. There's also some shots of Jon Hamm, mid-coitus, which you should find just delightful, regardless of your sexual orientation. He also says "soup's done" in a reference to reaching climax, which I have never heard before, and hope to never hear again. Bridesmaids will completely eff with your sensibilities, in a charming, middle-America way on May 13th.


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Jon Hamm Is Smooth In ‘Bridesmaids’ International Trailer

I find his attitude refreshingly European. Bridesmaids isn't through trying to convince you that it's actually secretly funny. A new international trailer has begun to swim its way across the pond and this one plays to Jon Hamm's strengths... being a total dick to women. In this trailer, we see Hamm do his careful best to dismiss Kristen Wiig after a night of hot, steamy, bra-on sex (Hollywood's favorite kind). But we shouldn't rush to judge. Perhaps he just needs to fart really badly. Sometimes that happens to fellas. Especially if they aren't careful about what they eat the night before. Damn you, Nestle Flipz!!


'Man At Arms': "Forging Finn's Golden Sword"

This guy delights our inner 12 year-old. How many times (especially when younger) have we seen a badass weapon in a film or TV show that we just have to have. Well, unless you're a propmaster or an expert in forging weapons, you're probably not going to get your hands on it until Hasbro churns out a licensed plastic version, and there's nothing cool about that. The good news is that the star of Man at Arms, Tony Swatton, is a propmaster and does make his own weapons, so that elusive dream is one step closer to reality with this guy in the mix. Watch him turn Finn's Golden Sword  from Adventure Time from fantasy to reality using some really cool tools that we'd just end up hurting ourselves with.


'Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie' Clip

Impressive microphone holders. In this clip from Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Tim and Eric take time out of their busy schedules of being rich Hollywood actors to go down and help the denizens of the Swallow Valley Mall get a fresh start. They may not be the most qualified or handsome guys for the job. And one of them might look a little bit like an owl. But they've got some fresh ideas and synchronized pyrotechnics. If that's not a positive step toward success, I'm only hardly lazily aware of what might be. The film will be available On Demand this Friday and in theaters March 2nd if you're willing to leave the house while very high. (Yahoo)


It's Shrim Time: 'Tim And Eric's Billion Dollar Movie' Teaser Trailer Is Here

Shrim, whatever that means! Nothing I can say will change the fact that you either love Tim and Eric, or you hate them to the point of wanting to light them on fire. Either way, you should know that the teaser trailer for their Billion Dollar Movie is here. Granted, it's just a teaser, so we don't get much info about the plot. But given the fact that it's a Tim and Eric production, there's not going to be a plot, anyway. I'm won't lie; I'm really excited. Then again, I was excited for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie as well, and look how that turned out. But until I know for sure, I'll remain hopeful. #Shrim! The film hits on-demand on January 27, and theaters starting March 2.