Wednesday, September 7 by

Jimmy Kimmel Says Goodbye To Uncle Frank

On last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, the titular host paid a tribute to his dearly departed Uncle Frank, who passed away earlier this year. Normally, when I see a man crying on national television I laugh uncontrollably (cause I’m so tough, yo!). But after watching this clip, I couldn’t help but sympathize, which is strange. Why is it that I feel genuinely sorry for the loss of an old man I never met from a show I hardly watch, yet when I poisoned my twin brother and slept with his widow, I felt absolutely nothing? Life’s funny like that.

At any rate, rest in peace, Uncle Frank…and rot in hell, twin brother.

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