Talk show hosts should be a lot of things: quick witted, well spoken, affable, and maybe most importantly, persuasive. Jimmy Kimmel seems to at least be INCREDIBLY persuasive, which is evidenced in this clip from his post Oscar show last night entitled “Hottie Body Humpilates.” It seems as if he approached some of Hollywood’s most beautiful actresses (including Emily Blunt, Scarlett Johansson, Jessicas Alba and Biel, etc.) and said “be in my comedy video! You’ll pantomime having sex with a yoga ball!” I have no idea if they all owe him some giant favors, but they not only acquiesced, they SELL THIS BIT! Warning: it is very long, and a little confusing, and it ends up feeling like a toothless Tim and Eric sketch crossed with some passably clever wordplay, but it does feature Jessica Biel enthusiastically and frantically pounding away against a wall. So, there’s that! Creeps take note: wrap your lechery up in a comedic package and you’ll never catch any flak!