Tuesday, December 21 by

‘Jersey Shore’ Season Three Trailer: A Tale Of Two Snookis

Jersey Shore“ has once again proven too powerful for the Valtrex of good taste, and will return to airwaves for a third season on January 6th. This time around, Angelina is gone, Snooki‘s clone is in, Snooki is too drunk to find the beach (while standing on the beach), JWOWW punches Sammi, Sammi punches Ronnie, and a doctor has to reach inside Ronnie’s butt. Which we all know by now causes pinkeye.

Check it out but be certain to visit the eyewash station afterward.

Grenades!

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