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‘Mechanic’ Red Band Trailer Features Nipples, F-Bombs

Think you’ve already seen the trailer for Jason Statham’s new film, The Mechanic? Think again! Unlike the lame trailer you already saw, this new red band version has f-bombs and nipples. And I’m not talking about guy nipples; I’m talking about the good kind.

For those of you who don’t already know, The Mechanic is a remake of a 1972 Charles Bronson film of the same. The plot follows the exploits of a hit man as he does what hit men do. People are thrown from moving vehicles, old men are drown in swimming pools, and one guy even gets stabbed with a fishing spear. Also, there are date-rape jokes. All-and-all, it seems to be a well-balanced film.

The Mechanic hits theaters January 28th.

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