Thursday, August 21 by

It’s Alive Trailer Is Long, Ridiculous (and a Little NSFW)

If you’re a young guy, babies are scary enough in the first place, but when they’re evil and bloodthirsty, it almost makes you want to superglue your vas deferens shut. This is the trailer for a remake of a 1974 movie about an evil baby that eats people. The trailer itself is almost 4-minutes long and has a solid amount of gore. In fact, after the trailer you will not need to see the movie. Check back tomorow for a two page review of the trailer.

There are a couple of highlights, including the hilarious sound that the killer baby makes when the camera switches to first person. It also made me laugh out loud when the announcer said "When the baby sleeps, be quiet," in the scariest voice he can muster. But, ultimately, I have yet to meet a baby that could kick my ass. And trust me, plenty have tried. Plenty.

Thanks to Bloody Disgusting.

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