It's A Slow News Month; Here's A New Commercial With The ShamWow Guy

Yup. We're currently passing off commercials as entertainment. That's how slow January is until Sundance rolls around. In case you were wondering, his name is Vince Offer, and yes, he has directed Lindsay Lohan in a feature film. Thanks for asking. He's back with the Schticky, a lint roller that is somehow better than other, crappier lint rollers. It also sticks to the wall, in case you're lazy in a really bizarre way that precludes you from putting this thing away in a drawer or something. The ad also boasts that since it's is reusable, you can save $100 per year in lint roller expense. I don't want to seem mean, but if your budget for devices to clean up pet hair, dandruff, or lint goes into triple digits, I'm willing to hazard a guess that your life hasn't turned out the way you had hoped. Soooooo...I guess this is for you, dandruff-y cat people.