It’s A Slow News Month; Here’s A New Commercial With The ShamWow Guy

In case you were wondering, his name is Vince Offer, and yes, he has directed Lindsay Lohan in a feature film. Thanks for asking.

He’s back with the Schticky, a lint roller that is somehow better than other, crappier lint rollers. It also sticks to the wall, in case you’re lazy in a really bizarre way that precludes you from putting this thing away in a drawer or something.

The ad also boasts that since it’s is reusable, you can save $100 per year in lint roller expense. I don’t want to seem mean, but if your budget for devices to clean up pet hair, dandruff, or lint goes into triple digits, I’m willing to hazard a guess that your life hasn’t turned out the way you had hoped.

Soooooo…I guess this is for you, dandruff-y cat people.