Thursday, July 24 by

Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just This ‘FIFTY SHADES OF GREY’ TRAILER?

The time is now. After the waiting, all that time spent not reading the book, politely reporting on casting shakeups, we’ve got definitive proof that Fifty Shades of Grey is coming our way, this Valentines Day. The proof is this sexy trailer set to a cover/remix of Beyonce‘s “Crazy in Love,” a song that’s now 11 years old.

Yup.

The trailer touches on only the broadest points of the story (reporter, sexy billionaire, f*cking) but it gets the message across. And after dutifully looking it up, because I assumed a movie this mass-marketed would be rated PG-13, it seems the producers are being a little more aggressive, giving us an R version and an NC-17 version, both of which better have lots of breasts.

Enjoy the trailer, you perverts.

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