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If You Do The Math, Ted Mosby’s A Real Slut

For the last 100 years we’ve listened to Ted Mosby try to get to point of his story and tell his children how he met their mother. In that time, he’s focused on every single other piece he’s gotten. Seriously, his foreskin’s been pushed back more often than the point of his story. The kid’s don’t need to know all that. Pretty inappropriate, right? Especially if you ask the woman who ends up marrying Ted and mothering his children.

If you listen to the “romantic” adventures of Ted Mosby from her perspective, dude’s a slut. Watch as the Mother runs through the list;  random skanks, married women, a stripper, a prostitute, a former Canadian pop star. They should dedicate a season to Ted getting checked out at the clinic (as long as he doesn’t try to sleep with the nurses). (The Daily Beast)

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