Hey, kids! Christmas done come early here at Screen Junkies! And I hope you like melodramatic sci-fi, cause we’re about to shove the extended trailer for I Am Number Four right up your stocking.
The trailer brags about being produced by Michael Bay and directed by the guy who did Disturbia. That’s like bragging about being the guy who towels off Harvey Weinstein‘s armpits while he’s taking a schvitz. I assume Harvey Weinstein has a guy to do that. I know I would.