"Honey Boo Boo" Reads Christopher Walken Quotes

We reverse engineered last week's show. The results are horrifying. We decided to reverse engineer last week's show in which Christopher Walken read "Honey Boo Boo" quotes by having "Honey Boo Boo" read Christopher Walken quotes. The results are horrifying. Enjoy!

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