Thursday, March 22 by

Honest Trailers: ‘Twilight’

In honor of the Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 trailer, which I’m sure you’re really excited about, we decided to revisit the roots of the series with our own honest trailer for Twilight. And just like the real deal, it’s got everything you’ve come to know and love about the series: the incessant voiceovers, the prolonged staring, the statutory rape, etc., etc. Plus, it points out Bella’s inability to pour ketchup, which I was unaware of.

If there’s a tween-age girl you’re looking to piss off, be sure and forward her this trailer…unless of course there’s a court order that prevents you from doing so, in which case, don’t worry about it.

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