Honest Trailers: 'Twilight'

If trailers were accurate... In honor of the Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 trailer, which I'm sure you're really excited about, we decided to revisit the roots of the series with our own honest trailer for Twilight. And just like the real deal, it's got everything you've come to know and love about the series: the incessant voiceovers, the prolonged staring, the statutory rape, etc., etc. Plus, it points out Bella's inability to pour ketchup, which I was unaware of. If there's a tween-age girl you're looking to piss off, be sure and forward her this trailer...unless of course there's a court order that prevents you from doing so, in which case, don't worry about it.

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Trailer For ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn’ Has It All

Lookin' good, sexy vampires. [post-album postid="209989" item="2"]The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 starring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (whew) is either a movie you have no interest in seeing, or the Second Coming of Christ. Or maybe somewhere in between? Anyway, here's the first trailer for the hotly anticipated sexy married vampires movie, and it's got all the sad eyes and violin music you could ask for. Here's an official plot synopsis, in case the trailer is not enough for your unquenchable thirst: "After their wedding, Bella and Edward travel to Rio de Janeiro for their honeymoon, where they finally give in to their passions. Bella soon discovers she is pregnant, and during a nearly fatal childbirth, Edward finally fulfills her wish to become immortal.  But the arrival of their remarkable daughter, Renesmee, sets in motion a perilous chain of events that pits the Cullens and their allies against the Volturi, the fearsome council of vampire leaders, setting the stage for an all-out battle." Huh. Here's hoping the fearsome council of vampire leaders forgot to bring their magic swords or whatever. The movie's coming out on November 18, so try not to run afoul of any sexy vampires and/or werewolves before then.


Honest Trailers: 'Breaking Bad'

Oh yes. We went there. This trailer required a lot of honesty, because Breaking Bad isn't delivered in a nice little 90-minute package like most of the fanboy movies we send up. Consequently, we've got almost a five-minute runtime for this little number, but it's impossible to overdo the analysis for Breaking Bad (no it isn't), so runtime isn't really a factor. Anyway, our glass-is-half-empty outlook really pays off in spades when we need to get REALLY critical of the best show in the history of the medium (arguably). But we can all agree that some breasts wouldn't hurt the show. We can agree on that, right?


Honest Trailers - X-Men Origins: Wolverine

The Wolverine is coming out next weekend, and while it looks better than Wolverine- Origins, so do most types of skin rash. We revisit the massive letdown that ruined the most badass member of the X-Men. We'll be uploading new HONEST TRAILERS every other Tuesday! (And 'Supercuts / MashUps' in between weeks) And new episodes of the ScreenJunkies Show every Thursday! So make sure to SUBSCRIBE!! Got a tip? Email us at - tips@screenjunkies.com Like us on Facebook - http-//www.fb.com/screenjunkies Follow us on twitter - http-//www.twitter.com/screenjunkies You can find all our Screen Junkies t-shirts here- http-//screenjunkies.spreadshirt.com/ Honest Trailers- X-Men Origins- Wolverine Directed by Andy Signore Executive Producer Mitch Rotter Series Created by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner Episode Written by Spencer Gilbert, Ian Weinreich, Phil Rogers, Jason Pickar, Dan Murrell and Andy Signore Edited by Dan Murrell Voiceover Narration by Jon http-//youtube.com/jon3pnt0 As always let us know in the comments what movie you wanna see next! And check out our previous Honest Trailers- Honest Trailers- GROWN UPS http-//youtu.be/zcFOthNlCtg Honest Trailers- INDEPENDENCE DAY http-//youtu.be/7YtvsxB9xQY Honest Trailers- THE LAST AIRBENDER http-//youtu.be/H3VnQE3qXHE Honest Trailers- FAST FIVE http-//youtu.be/MOTk1Gi5zoA Honest Trailers- STAR TREK (2009) http-//youtu.be/OTfBH-XFdSc Honest Trailers- IRON MAN 2 http-//youtu.be/uKCF63Ux4x8 Honest Trailers- HARRY POTTER http-//youtu.be/kL1aqfnIr2Y Honest Trailers- JURASSIC PARK http-//youtu.be/sgjDSfbB2ok Honest Trailers- LES MISERABLES http-//youtu.be/IBYfA3zTxFE Honest Trailers- TWILIGHT- BREAKING DAWN http-//youtu.be/yvo5_Zi-Yxs Honest Trailers- THE NOTEBOOK http-//youtu.be/6Gv-AMiofEI Honest Trailers- SKYFALL http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FWfg__wKSY Honest Trailers- INDIANA JONES & THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFKu_bwMoYE Honest Trailers- INCEPTION http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BfMivMDOBI Honest Trailers- THE LORD OF THE RINGS http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOIi9SjJvgU Honest Trailers- THE DARK KNIGHT RISES http-//youtu.be/WQJuGeqdbn4 Honest Trailers- THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2KSPiTOMR8 Honest Trailers- PARANORMAL ACTIVITY http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZW2b0FzPc Honest Trailers- PROMETHEUS http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBaKqOMGPWc Honest Trailers- THE AVENGERS http-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDajL441mZc Honest Trailers-


Just Watch The New 'Twilight' Trailer, OK?

Just get it over with. Look, I don't want to waste anyone's time here so I'll just make this quick. There's a new trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 has been released, and it's full of all the cheap special effects, clumsy expository dialogue, disturbing sexual politics, and vampire-on-werewolf violence we've all come to expect from the franchise, either firsthand or through that annoying cultural osmosis that happens if you have a Twitter account. Starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and a bunch of other people who have no humorous qualities inherent to their appearances, acting styles, or behaviors whatsoever. So just watch it, alright? I watched it, your 13-year-old niece watched it (49 times and counting), your weird coworkers are watching it right now. You don't want to be left out, do you? There is a cultural conversation about vampires and werewolves and possibly-vampric-babies happening and you're going to miss all of it if you DON'T WATCH THIS TRAILER RIGHT NOW!!!


Honest Trailers - Daredevil (2003)

Before the inevitably better Netflix TV series debuts, relive 2003's Daredevil, starring future Batman Ben Affleck and a bunch of terrible music. Before the inevitably better Netflix TV series debuts, relive 2003's Daredevil, starring future Batman Ben Affleck and a bunch of terrible music. Screen Junkies approved! Watch feature-length movies for free on Break ?? http://brk.cm/MoviesonBreak Become a Screen Junkie! ?? http://bit.ly/sjsubscr Watch more Honest Trailers ?? http://bit.ly/HonestTrailerPlaylist


Honest Trailers – Divergent

Relive the romance, the complicated rules, and the nagging feeling that this film seems REALLY familiar. Divergent is just the latest YA phenomenon to hit the big screen — but something about this movie left us hungering for more. Relive the romance, the complicated rules, and the nagging feeling that this film seems REALLY familiar. Become a Screen Junkie! Click here to see more Screen Junkies Show Previously… Honest Trailers - The Hunger Games Honest Trailers - The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Honest Trailers - Twilight Honest Trailers - Twilight 2: New Moon Honest Trailers - Twilight 3: Eclipse


Boot Knockin', Werewolf Fights, And Bad Burritos In 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 1' Trailer

Bella learns the consequences of buying hot meals at the gas station. It's every young husband's nightmare -- after getting your wife pregnant during the honeymoon, your super-genes cause the baby to grow at a rapid rate and it is born within a matter of days, thus killing the mom. C'mon guys, we've all thought about it. That's exactly what happens to Robert Pattinson in the new trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 1. Also, looks like we get a rumble between vampires and werewolves. If you're into the imagery of gaunt art school students suplexing over-sized wolves, you'd better get yourself a ticket, because this is the movie for you.