Honest Trailers: 'Twilight'

If trailers were accurate... In honor of the Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 trailer, which I'm sure you're really excited about, we decided to revisit the roots of the series with our own honest trailer for Twilight. And just like the real deal, it's got everything you've come to know and love about the series: the incessant voiceovers, the prolonged staring, the statutory rape, etc., etc. Plus, it points out Bella's inability to pour ketchup, which I was unaware of. If there's a tween-age girl you're looking to piss off, be sure and forward her this trailer...unless of course there's a court order that prevents you from doing so, in which case, don't worry about it.

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Honest Trailers - Game of Thrones Vol. 2

Return to Westeros for more of the most exciting/depressing show of all time, which used dragons and bewbs to trick everyone into loving...

6min | Aired on 04/26/16

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Honest Trailers - Superman Returns

ScreenJunkies fans voted and we're proudly present to you the winner... well... sort of. Get ready for the balls-to-the-wall boredom that...

4min | Aired on 04/19/16

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Honest Trailers - The Jungle Book

Before you catch yet another one of Disney's live action classics, dive into The Jungle Book book-movie that's barely a movie at all! Get...

4min | Aired on 04/12/16

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Honest Trailers - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

SPOILER ALERT: The Force has awakened and it's first order is to revamp the Star Wars franchise by shamelessly remaking A New Hope. Strap...

5min | Aired on 04/05/16

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Honest Trailers - The Revenant

Strap into your horse skin and endure hours of Leo scratching and clawing his way to an Academy Award.

4min | Aired on 03/29/16

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Honest Trailers - Superman (1978)

In a world of superhero movies that seem to only be getting darker and darker, strap in for the 1978 blockbuster featuring bright colors,...

4min | Aired on 03/22/16

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Honest Trailers - Batman (1989)

In the first superhero movie to successfully combine camp and grit, Michael Keaton takes on the super stiff batsuit for murderous...

4min | Aired on 03/22/16

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Honest Trailers - The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2

After two child-murdering Super Bowls and one feature length prologue,The Hunger Games trilogy comes to an anticlimactic end in the 4th...

5min | Aired on 03/15/16

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Honest Trailers - The Divergent Series: Insurgent

Strap in for two hours of teenage wish fulfillment in a movie that is doing a really terrible job of convincing us it's not the Maze...

4min | Aired on 03/08/16

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Honest Trailers - The Oscars

With the 2016 Oscars this weekend, we're giving you all the reasons why the Best Picture nominatees REALLY got nominated. The Academy...

4min | Aired on 02/23/16