Honest Trailers - The Wolf of Wall Street

Relive the excessive profanity, lengthy runtime, and bad behavior of Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street, a film that had just about everything - except an Oscar for Leo. Relive the excessive profanity, lengthy runtime, and bad behavior of Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street, a film that had just about everything - except an Oscar for Leo.

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Money, Women, And Terrible Teeth: Scorsese's 'The Wolf Of Wall Street' Trailer

Now accepting awards nominations. Now that a schedule change has made it eligible for awards season, Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street would like to remind you that Jonah Hill wears crazy Fire Marshall Bill teeth in this movie. What better way to distract from the fact that this film is the true life tale of a total piece of shit whose lack of morality plunged this country into devastating economic turmoil? God, I hope this movie ends with all the characters choking on their own feces.


'The Wolf Of Wall Street' Trailer Is Here, And It Sure Makes Me Wish I Was Rich

Leo will stop playing rich jerks when people stop clamoring for him to play rich jerks. He's gone from Jack to Cal. Martin Scorsese and his new, younger De Niro, Leo DiCaprio, have teamed up once again to bring us the true story of stock broker Jordan Belfort, a guy who got really rich through questionable means in the early 90's. Like Gatsby, there are boats, polo shirts, and a general boredom with life that is ham-fistedly filled with buttloads of money. And it's got a juxtaposed rap soundtrack as well. Eh, this is probably going to be pretty good.


'The Wolf Of System Of A Down' Mashup Is All Like 'AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!'

If there were an Oscar for karaoke, this would be Leo's year. Someone decided to mash The Wolf of Wall Street with one of System of a Down's "Chop Suey" because the Internet. And let's thank the heavens that they did. It cuts together really well. Between the camera work and Leonardo DiCaprio's enraged yelling, it almost looks like this was Martin Scorcese's original intent. Bravo. Now, get to work on Arnie Grape singing "Aerials". If there were an Oscar for screaming, this would be Leo's year.


Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Makes Wall Street His Bitch

Wall Street is great... for me to poop on! Take one look at the protesters in New York, and it becomes immediately clear that anyone, and I do mean anyone (crazies, hippies, rapists, Russell Brand) can "occupy" Wall Street. But it takes a very special person to make Wall Street his bitch. In fact, it takes a dog. Triumph, the Insult comic Dog, to be specific. On last night's Conan, which has been filming in New York all week, the mean-spirited mutt took to the streets, mocking the vast array of weirdos he found camped out in the financial district. But he also took time to insult the bankers and stock brokers who work in the area. At one point, a giant inflatable Triumph was used to bang the iconic Charging Bull statue from behind (a.k.a. Doggie Style), a symbolic gesture that's sure to resonate with many Americans as well as the hoards of confused Japanese tourists randomly passing by.


New Tim And Eric Red-Band Trailer Has Profanity, Robert Loggia

One of them bangs a sex doll. Take a look, why don't you? Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job are making a movie, a fact to which readers of this site are probably hip. What they (you) may not know is that Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie features some sick stuff that these two let out when the lax Standards and Practices guys at Adult Swim aren't around to crack the whip. What kind of sick stuff? Oh nothing really, just disgusting things like JEFF GOLDBLUM and ROBERT LOGGIA! Forehead dildos, and JOHN C. REILLY! Can your stomach take it? I have to cram this piece with as many jokes and one-offs as possible in the hopes of weaseling out of establishing a narrative based on this trailer, a feat that is downright daunting. If someone would like to take a stab at explaining this film in the comments, that would be pretty cool. In the meantime, let the weirdness and profanity wash over you in a soothing wave, with the knowledge that, soon, the weekend will be here.


Jonah Hill's '21 Jump Street' Trailer Is Dope

Are we ready for the comedic advent of Channing Tatum? The first trailer for Jonah Hill's re-imagining of 21 Jump Street is here. All I have to say is, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA, whoa. WHOA!! This looks pretty funny. Like, I would leave my house to go see this funny. Granted, I shouldn't expect anything less from Clone High and Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs creators Chris Miller and Phil Lord, but Channing Tatum really holds his own here. Silly haircuts? Check. Drug humor? Check. John Woo-style gun ballet? Check. Give the trailer a watch. I'm really looking forward to seeing more. The only part that made me sad was when Ice Cube acknowledged Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and the Twittersphere. Hopefully at some point in the movie he'll wield an AK.