Honest Trailers: 'The Dark Knight'

Because you demanded it. Normally we don't negotiate with terrorists, but since so many of you demanded it, we gave the honest trailer treatment to one of your all-time favorite films.  From Christopher Nolan, the director who makes Joel Schumacher look like a huge turd sandwich, comes the gritty continuation of Batman and his awful, awful voice : The Dark Knight. Now you can relive all the glorious, gritty plot holes before seeing The Dark Knight Rises...

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'Dark Knight Rises' Trailer

Check it out. But also go see 'Misson: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol'. The real trailer has been posted. No more bootlegs! Some thoughtful moviegoer was nice enough to film this trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises. Sadly, they filmed it using their butt. However, since this is the most highly-anticipated film this year it still looks great. Despite the assy quality of the filming. So have a look while you can at Arkham inmates running amok, Bane ruining a day at the football stadium, and Anne Hathaway occupying Gotham. (Buzzfeed)


Honest Trailers: 'The Avengers'

A-venge? More like RE-venge! Right guys? Huh? Yeahhhhh. You think just because a movie rakes in $500 million at the box office that it's beyond criticism? Then you're wrong. DEAD wrong. (Sorry, that was a little too menacing.) But you're still wrong. As Screen Junkies has done with The Dark Knight, Avatar, and Transformers, it does again with the superhero mashup film The Avengers. And if I may so myself, we really stick it to that Joss Whedon guy. So much so that I bet he sees this, then falls off his giant pile of money, with only a slightly smaller pile of money to cushion his fall. Oh, the humanity. Hope you enjoy us making fun of The Avengers!


Enjoy This Bootleg 'Dark Knight Rises' Trailer Before It's Taken Down

This MIGHT not be the official release. The Dark Knight Rises has some buzz around it, and when there's that much buzz, little things like green tarps and bootlegged teaser trailers quickly become newsworthy. Consequently, we've got some grainy, presumably real footage of the teaser trailer for latest Batman installment. If you're half as excitable as this audience was, you're in for a treat. If we are to believe the trailer, there's a storm a-brewin' in Gotham and that storm is gonna bring bats. Seeing as how we are over a year away from the release date, please take this bootlegged trailer with an entire mine of salt. But it looks pretty real, so disregard what I just said and get REALLY fired up about it. NOW!


'The Dark Knight Rises' In New Teaser Trailer

This one's official. The teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises premiered before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part Two over the weeekend. We have it here for those who didn't rush to see magical dandy square off against a noseless man. The trailer picks up with Commissioner Gordon in the hospital with kidney stones. As he lay in pain, he implores that the Batman must return as his crotch is killing him and he can't possibly fight Tom Hardy's Bane in that condition. Well, that was my takeaway. It's a fool's errand to try to decipher Nolan's intent. (The Dark Knight Rises)


'The Dark Knight Rises' Literally In Final Trailer

Just so very good at rising. The third and final trailer for The Dark Knight Rises takes a different approach than what we've seen previous. Gone are the chill-inducing images of Batman squaring off against Bane. Instead we are given images of a possibly wheelchaired Bruce Wayne, Catwoman karate fighting, Joseph Gordon-Levitt looking concerned, and Bruce climbing out of a deep well. And the piece de resistance for fans of Batman's wonderful toys.... the unfortunately-named Bat-Wing.


Batman Isn't Scared, He's Angry In Newest 'Dark Knight Rises' Trailer

As is Matthew Modine. We're just about a week out from The Dark Knight Rises. Get excited. To help you do just that, there's this new trailer that details Batman's journey thus far and previews what challenges await him. Like Matthew Modine firing a machine gun. Doesn't seem like that would be too challenging in theory, but I've learned long ago never to underestimate Matthew Modine. He's an artist with firearms. **absent-mindedly thumbs scar tissue on shoulder**


Someone Finally Made A 'Dark Knight Rises' Tribute Featuring Lots Of Sausages

Going from Tom Hardy to a sausage is pretty much a lateral move anyway. We've all wondered what Christopher Nolan's films would look like were they populated with a ton of encased meats (sausages, bologna loaves, frankfurters) instead of actors. Well, wonder no more as the good folks at Sausage Party have managed to give us some insight. Take a gander at The Dark Knight Rises made with effin' sausages. (Oh, and don't worry about spoilers. This thing is a shot-for-shot remake of the trailer.)